“Look Mom, I pooped a stripe out of my bottom!” said Marie from the bathroom. I went to check, with a little bit of trepidation. There was a little strip of green tinsel – like from our Christmas garland – floating in the potty. I said that it might have just gotten in her clothes and fell in. She was disainful of my explanation and insisted that she had pooped it out. She was impressed with herself. I said, well, that’s pretty exciting! and ran to the computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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