{"id":241,"date":"2008-10-16T02:43:46","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T02:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=241"},"modified":"2008-10-16T02:43:46","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T02:43:46","slug":"election","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=241","title":{"rendered":"election"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, Marie was playing with some polly pockets or little people in a village or something, and they were going to the county courthouse at first I thought to get married. They got there and Marie said for them &#8220;well, I was going to vote for Abraham Lincoln, but he&#8217;s already dead. So I&#8217;m voting for Obama.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day, Marie was playing with some polly pockets or little people in a village or something, and they were going to the county courthouse at first I thought to get married. They got there and Marie said for them &#8220;well, I was going to vote for Abraham Lincoln, but he&#8217;s already dead. So &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=241\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">election<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}