Tonight at dinner, Marie made a hen and 5 eggs out of her green beans. Brian made three “mans” that were getting squished (by his hand). Most of the green beans actually ended up getting eaten, too. Maybe that’s the secret.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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