{"id":256,"date":"2009-04-08T16:34:53","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T16:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2009-04-08T16:34:53","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T16:34:53","slug":"eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After bathtime some months ago, Brian crouched down on the floor and covered himself in a towel, and told us he was an egg. After a while, he hatches, and runs around.  This has become a bit of a tradition.<\/p>\n<p>They ran to Brian&#8217;s bed after baths tonight, and both got under the comforter to be a big double egg. Laura poked under the blanket to tickle them, and Brian said &#8220;Mom, don&#8217;t touch me! I&#8217;m a vewwy fwagile one!&#8221; Then Marie hatched and started running around and said &#8220;and I ran off in alarm!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Funny kids, they are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After bathtime some months ago, Brian crouched down on the floor and covered himself in a towel, and told us he was an egg. After a while, he hatches, and runs around. This has become a bit of a tradition. They ran to Brian&#8217;s bed after baths tonight, and both got under the comforter to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=256\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Eggs<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brian","category-marie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}