{"id":266,"date":"2009-06-05T18:17:54","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T22:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=266"},"modified":"2009-06-05T18:17:54","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T22:17:54","slug":"how-i-lost-weight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=266","title":{"rendered":"how i lost weight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a good weight loss plan:<br \/>\n1. split 100 calorie package of cookies with Brian, for a reduced calorie snack.<br \/>\n2. laugh hysterically (burning calories) as he pretends the bag the cookies came in is their car, and they all get back in to drive to disneyworld.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a good weight loss plan: 1. split 100 calorie package of cookies with Brian, for a reduced calorie snack. 2. laugh hysterically (burning calories) as he pretends the bag the cookies came in is their car, and they all get back in to drive to disneyworld.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}