{"id":31,"date":"2005-09-07T11:51:43","date_gmt":"2005-09-07T11:51:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=31"},"modified":"2005-09-07T11:51:43","modified_gmt":"2005-09-07T11:51:43","slug":"toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=31","title":{"rendered":"toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it they go for stuff that&#8217;s dangerous??? In the past few days, Marie has found scissors, superglue, white-out, watch batteries, Nair, markers (not really dangerous, but boy are they messy), and a book of matches. Luckily she didn&#8217;t know what the matches were for. She just stuck them in her ears like Q-tips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it they go for stuff that&#8217;s dangerous??? In the past few days, Marie has found scissors, superglue, white-out, watch batteries, Nair, markers (not really dangerous, but boy are they messy), and a book of matches. Luckily she didn&#8217;t know what the matches were for. She just stuck them in her ears like Q-tips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}