{"id":84,"date":"2006-03-17T17:52:35","date_gmt":"2006-03-17T17:52:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=84"},"modified":"2006-03-17T17:52:35","modified_gmt":"2006-03-17T17:52:35","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Ouch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marie tried her typical trick of leaping to Laura today, but since Laura just had her surgery, she couldn&#8217;t catch her.  Marie fell on her face and bit her bottom lip pretty badly.  She&#8217;s doing OK, she thinks it looks funny&#8230; but every once in a while she bangs it, or eats something, and just cries&#8230; \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marie tried her typical trick of leaping to Laura today, but since Laura just had her surgery, she couldn&#8217;t catch her. Marie fell on her face and bit her bottom lip pretty badly. She&#8217;s doing OK, she thinks it looks funny&#8230; but every once in a while she bangs it, or eats something, and just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=84\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ouch!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}