{"id":96,"date":"2006-05-19T11:38:36","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T11:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2006-05-19T11:38:36","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T11:38:36","slug":"quiet-is-suspicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Quiet is suspicious&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I left the bathroom door open today as I was putting Marie down for her nap. Brian crawled in there and it got really quiet. I checked on him, and he was eating toilet paper. It was clean, you know, fresh from the roll, but still GROSS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left the bathroom door open today as I was putting Marie down for her nap. Brian crawled in there and it got really quiet. I checked on him, and he was eating toilet paper. It was clean, you know, fresh from the roll, but still GROSS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hessekids.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}