If you watch the Simpsons, you know what I’m talking about. “Go here and watch the video”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9-kZAyaTkM, about 26 seconds in. Marge is shopping and Maggie ends up on the grocery conveyor belt.
On Friday, at the supermarket. Brian was in the main part of the shopping cart. Laura pulled up to the self-checkout, and was scanning in the items. She looked up to get the next item, and there is Brian, on his stomach, surfing down the belt toward her. He had just climbed up from the cart and got right on there in a superman pose–arms outstretched.
Thank goodness child protective services wasn’t around.